Adult Toys: It's Playtime

Adult Toys: It's Playtime

It’s 2022. It’s about damn time we learn that toys don’t have to be left to the kids. Now we aren’t talking about Legos and Barbies (even if we love a good Lego set) but rather those special, novelty items saved only for adults. We’re talking vibrators, clamps, butt plugs, strokers and more! You might’ve seen some of these items in porn or in the back of a Spencer’s. Some of you brave souls even ventured into a chain adult store to peruse and purchase one. But there are so many options out there! Let’s learn about some of the majors: 


Vibe with me here. Vibrators are fun for everyone, alone or together. While the market is flooded with different kinds, you really can’t go wrong with most of them. Personally, we recommend items that are rechargeable, because who really wants to learn they’re out of AAA batteries right before you orgasm. If you’re looking to get a little adventurous and planning to bring it into the water, make sure it’s waterproof! And don’t forget that oil based lube. Other than that, the possibilities really are endless. There’s panty vibrators, licking simulators, dildo vibrators, and don’t forget the classic rabbit vibrators. Vibrators can be really affordable and are often the perfect intro to adult toys. 


Life might be a prick, but it’s certainly better with a plastic one (wink). Kidding, kind of. In all joking aside, dildos are just fun toys to have. They can be quite artistic to look at, most nowadays don’t resemble the fleshy, veiny ones from 80’s porn. There’s really a dildo for every purpose, some of which can be dual purpose. But keep its purpose in mind when you are searching for a new dildo. Is it for vaginal or anal penetration? What angle feels good to you? Not sure? Pick one that is adjustable. Do you want it to thrust? Yes, those exist and they are delectable! Need one that can fit into a strap-on? These are all things to consider when shopping. 

Penis Options 

Vibrators and dildos are dominant when searching for adult toys, and while people with penises can enjoy these toys, what else is out there for them? Well to start are cock rings. These restrict blood flow out of the penis, resulting in a longer, firmer and more sensitive erection. Next, there’s strokers or masturbation cups. Strokers are textured sleeves to enhance masturbation. These can be simple sleeves to more complex toys that vibrate! While we talked about vibrators earlier and men can use some of the typical options, there are vibrators specifically for penises that are designed/shaped for the penis. Finally, there are toys to stimulate the prostate. These aren’t always your typical anal toys, so research which are specifically prostate massagers. 

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